We Interrupt Our Weekly Discussion Of David’s Dating Disasters To Bring You This Special News Bulletin.  Dateline: The Single Dad’s Guide to Fake News!  Puppets!  Yes, puppets have gotten loose in the newsroom and started making up stories about wild, wacky, and wonderful things.  They have taken over the news desk and infected the writing of Toastycritic and others whose love of satire and silly scoops fend off the nightmares of scary people choking each other or devouring one another’s…