Once again, it’s time to catch the latest and greatest of all dating guides: Dating 911!  I should level with you.  Which basically means, I need to tell you to give up now.  Because it’s a war zone out there, I tell ya.  A war zone.  Once upon a time, we used to talk to one another and make friends.  Then from those friendships, maybe you crushed on a couple of them.  Later, you took one out for a date.  …