At some point in the chaos that was my house renovation, the builder asked me what I wanted to do about lighting in the kitchen. I was adamant that I didn’t want spot lights anywhere. The builder seemed shocked, as if I was suggesting illuminating the room with candles. What did I want instead? I said, “You can put a massive fluorescent strip light in for all I care, I just don’t want spots!” Anyway, there are eleven spots in…