Garry Shandling “I’m dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.” Dave Attell “I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn’t really a date-date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.” “I’m a gentleman and I was always taught it’s rude to talk about a woman’s age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.” Joey Adams “Never let a fool kiss you, or a…