The Single Dad’s Guide to Fake News: Volume 37 | – Single Dad, Parents Article

When I began 2020, I thought it would be the perfect year.  After all, we could all see clearly the beautiful things coming.  But we were wrong.  Instead, we came to realize how the world is clearly insane.  And Covid-19 was merely the tipping point.  Welcome to insanity.  Now make a left turn at DesMoines.  In a world gone crazy, what could be better than a little bit of fake news to lighten the load.  It’s about the only type…

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The Single Dad’s Guide To Fake News: Volume 36 – Single Dad, Parents Article

Welcome to Friday Funnies where everything is all Coronavirus all the time.  How can it be Friday Funnies, you say?  When everything is serious all the time, how can one be expected to laugh?  And seriously.  How can anyone tell if you are laughing behind that face mask you have to wear all the time?  Darth Vader never smiled.  Right?  Well, all that has to change now before we all end up with permanent frowns on our faces.  Although if…

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Top Twenty Comedy Movies To Survive The Coronapocalypse – Single Dad, Parents Article

So today we all wake up wanting to be fooled, even while we are all feeling foolish while hunkering down in our homes, not ready to go out anywhere or do anything.  It’s April Fool’s Day.  A festival of the foolish which feels magnificently appropriate in our crazy-making time.  While we try to check our worst impulses and not overthrow governments or lifelong marriages while being forced to stay at home, we need to find an outlet for the mania. …

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The Corona Diaries – Day One – Single Dad, Parents Article

So while I am dealing with a minor bit of depression and a case of the Mondays . . . every day, I figured I would start doing something a little creative with my time here at the Guide.  Working on several different movie list posts which I will reveal.  And I still want to do a Fake News post at some point, but I just couldn’t get the motivation to do it.  Most of the news out there involves…

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The Single Dad’s Guide To Fake News: Volume 35 – Single Dad, Parents Article

Welcome back to the February edition of the Guide’s classic comic take on everything abnormal in the world.  It’s our ode to mendacity.  Or the great satire of our various institutions which deign to call itself media.  (Which somehow I became a part of without knowing what I did to become on.). Yes, that’s right.  It’s another foray into the depths of Google trends to bring directly to you the most outrageous news on the planet.  It’s the Single Dad’s…

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“Playing with Fire,” Plus a Giveaway for a Family Fun Kit! – Parents Article

To celebrate Playing with Fire being released on Digital January 21st and on Blu-ray February 4th, visitors to Susan Heim on Parenting have the chance to win a Playing with Fire Family Fun Kit! Read on to learn more about the movie and my review, and then enter to win!About Playing with Fire (Rated PG): When firefighter Jake Carson (John Cena) and his team (Keegan-Michael Key and John Leguizamo) rescue three siblings in the path of a wildfire, they quickly…

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2019 Fake News In Review – The Single Dad’s Guide To Fake News: Volume 33 – Single Dad, Parents Article

As we get to the end of the year, it’s always a good time to review all of the things which have happened in the past year.  All the craziness of the news should be no different.  Whether it’s Jo Bro Brews, Ice Cream Mayhem, or ridiculous problems with baby products, the news has been rife with everything absurd imaginable.  We are here to clean up the mess and bring it to you here first.  Normally, this would mean taking…

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Dating 911! Welcome To Dating 2019, A Scammers Delight. – Single Dad, Parents Article

Once again, it’s time to catch the latest and greatest of all dating guides: Dating 911!  I should level with you.  Which basically means, I need to tell you to give up now.  Because it’s a war zone out there, I tell ya.  A war zone.  Once upon a time, we used to talk to one another and make friends.  Then from those friendships, maybe you crushed on a couple of them.  Later, you took one out for a date.  …

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Guide To Fake News: Volume 31 – Single Dad, Parents Article

We Interrupt Our Weekly Discussion Of David’s Dating Disasters To Bring You This Special News Bulletin.  Dateline: The Single Dad’s Guide to Fake News!  Puppets!  Yes, puppets have gotten loose in the newsroom and started making up stories about wild, wacky, and wonderful things.  They have taken over the news desk and infected the writing of Toastycritic and others whose love of satire and silly scoops fend off the nightmares of scary people choking each other or devouring one another’s…

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How to Get Out the Door With Twins in 10 Easy Steps (or, Why I’m Always Sweating) – Parenting Twins Article

A hilarious look at getting out the door with twins in tow, which is one of the more difficult things you’ll do as a parent of twins. 1. Check/Reload the Diaper Bag. Because babies poop. A lot. You will need wipes, diapers, and back up clothes for the inevitable poop explosions (AKA poop up the back, poop up the front, poop out the sides). Just to be safe, pack extra back up clothes. Two sets for each baby. This is…

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