Guide To Fake News: Volume 31 – Single Dad, Parents Article

We Interrupt Our Weekly Discussion Of David’s Dating Disasters To Bring You This Special News Bulletin.  Dateline: The Single Dad’s Guide to Fake News!  Puppets!  Yes, puppets have gotten loose in the newsroom and started making up stories about wild, wacky, and wonderful things.  They have taken over the news desk and infected the writing of Toastycritic and others whose love of satire and silly scoops fend off the nightmares of scary people choking each other or devouring one another’s…

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How to Get Out the Door With Twins in 10 Easy Steps (or, Why I’m Always Sweating) – Parenting Twins Article

A hilarious look at getting out the door with twins in tow, which is one of the more difficult things you’ll do as a parent of twins. 1. Check/Reload the Diaper Bag. Because babies poop. A lot. You will need wipes, diapers, and back up clothes for the inevitable poop explosions (AKA poop up the back, poop up the front, poop out the sides). Just to be safe, pack extra back up clothes. Two sets for each baby. This is…

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The 40 Nerdiest Jokes Only Nerds Will Get – Single Dad, Parents Article

Over on Facebook, I asked I simply posted, “tell me the nerdiest joke you know.” I had a feeling you might deliver, and I was right.Thank you for speaking my nerd language. These are 40 of my favorites…Check them out here.Check them out here.Check them out here.Check them out here.Check them out here.Check them out here.Check them out here.Check them out here.Previous articleUmmm… Nice Try Derailing This – #30DayLifeLaunch (Day 4)Next articleShoveling Away All the Bullshit – #30DayLifeLaunch (Day 11)Dan…

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Single Dad’s Guide To Jury Duty Part 4: The Deliberation Room – Single Dad, Parents Article

Every good thing must come to an end.  Whether you consider Jury Duty a good thing one might debate.  But no one can deny the pull of the Single Dad’s Guide to Jury Duty.  (Shhhh!!!  No comments from the peanut gallery!)  We spent our time covering what to do inside the room you wait for jury service.  We developed strategies designed to get you in trouble before the judge.  And we passed ourselves off as knowledgeable individuals capable of knowing…

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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Dad and Buried – Parents Article

Ever wonder if I’m gonna have another kid? (Please.) How I deal with tantrums? (Not well.) What I miss most about my pre-fatherhood life? (Everything!) Well you’re in luck! In the latest episode of the Dad and Buried Podcast – our 30th, because somehow we’ve been doing this for more than half a year already – my co-host Pete and I answered a ton of questions from listeners. We talked about the first time we met each other, what we’d…

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The Single Dad’s Guide to Fake News: Independence Day Edition – Single Dad, Parents Article

Hi and welcome to the wildest blog in the wilderness.  From the dark jungles of Southern California where these strange neon signs must be cut down with a machete and wild creatures with rings in their ears and who speak in foreign languages like Valley Girl roam the streets.  It’s a dangerous place out there but we are dedicated to the proposition that all fake news is created equal.  Hence, we endeavor to bring it to you for this abbreviated…

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The Single Dad’s Guide to Fake News: Independence Day Edition – Single Dad, Parents Article

Hi and welcome to the wildest blog in the wilderness.  From the dark jungles of Southern California where these strange neon signs must be cut down with a machete and wild creatures with rings in their ears and who speak in foreign languages like Valley Girl roam the streets.  It’s a dangerous place out there but we are dedicated to the proposition that all fake news is created equal.  Hence, we endeavor to bring it to you for this abbreviated…

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The Single Dad’s Guide To Fake News: Volume 27 – Single Dad, Parents Article

Hello, all you purveyors of the utterly obscene.  I realize you haven’t had your injection of National Enquirer this month.  Buzzfeed doesn’t give you the buzz it once did.  Or maybe TMZ has become a little too mainstream for your taste.  Have we got a news report for you!  (Minus the pornographic pizza parlors of course.)  It’s the Single Dad’s Guide to the absurd.   The monthly roundup of today’s headlines twisted and brought directly to you from the mind of…

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The Great Pet Moms Controversy – Parents Article

If you follow me on Instagram or Facebook, you may have noticed a bit of a controversy last week, just before Mother’s Day. I posted a meme that generated some passionate responses, and for once it wasn’t about Trump or gun control or vaccinating your kids. This was about pet moms – more specifically, why they’re not actually moms. I know, I know, calm down. I heard all the comments, and this week on the podcast, I responded as best…

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Who Has It Worse? Everyone! – Parents Article

No matter what kind of parent you are, you struggle. Whether you’re a stay-at-home mom or dad, a go-to-the-office parent, even a work from homer, raising kids is difficult and exhausting. But each kind of parent has their own challenges, and on the latest episode of the Dad and Buried podcast, Pete and I chatted about all the different ones we face. With help from your comments (follow my Instagram stories to answer my topic-related questions and have your name…

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