From the kid who says things like, “I like hot pants. They keep me warm”, here’s a list of R’s five-year-old quotes for you. (Yes, I know he’s seven now. I’m slow.) I thought it might be time for something a little lighthearted. (See, I don’t always write about racism, politics, adoption, and anxiety. ) Enjoy! ***ON TURNING FIVE***To his little brother Tomorrow I will be five. You will be five another day, okay? SAY OKAY! Me: Happy birthday! You’re…