I’ve started chatting to a French guy on the dating app Bumble.  I saw him, recognised him, swiped right and was quite surprised to see that we matched.  You see, we’ve come across each other before, a couple of years ago, again on the dating app Bumble. We did actually meet up.  One evening, over two years ago.  It was a bit of a confusing encounter.  We had a drink, or rather I had a drink, he doesn’t drink…  We…