Hello, all you purveyors of the utterly obscene.  I realize you haven’t had your injection of National Enquirer this month.  Buzzfeed doesn’t give you the buzz it once did.  Or maybe TMZ has become a little too mainstream for your taste.  Have we got a news report for you!  (Minus the pornographic pizza parlors of course.)  It’s the Single Dad’s Guide to the absurd.   The monthly roundup of today’s headlines twisted and brought directly to you from the mind of…