My children are trying to marry me off… Tea (11) “you promised me you were going to get married Tajh (13) “We have a list” And they proceeded to give me the list. On it is a loud, foul mouthed “older” gentleman. My friend, a partner in crime, one of their favorite people. Not someone looking for a wife and 6 kids, someone looking to be free, and drunk. Another friend of a friend made the list. Not someone who…